i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
how do you stir potato salad cause I know I don’t moan and grunt and scream “faster baby oh yeah oh baby” when I do it.
well you’ve been stirring potato salad wrong then
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nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
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